Tip for a Better Experience with a Las Vegas Brothel or Escort

The Most Common Vegas Brothel Complaint

Escort Line-Up at Sheri's Ranch Las Vegas

Sheri’s Ranch Brothel Line-Up

When I get complaints about Las Vegas area brothels or escorts, the complaint is almost always like this one from TVO commenter “Joel.”

My experience last night [at a Las Vegas area brothel] was absolutely terrible. I feel completely robbed. One thousand dollars for barely any pleasure. The girl was nice, but she gave me a false fantasy, and I got screwed. I’m trying to contact them to see if I can get some compensation.

Every once in a while I hear a complaint about brothel prices.  But that’s rare.  Guys seem willing to pay a large amount to a Las Vegas brothel or independent escort.  What they’re complaining about is that the escort isn’t delivering on what they feel they paid for.  For another example, check out Juan’s undercover review of a Las Vegas escort found through Eros:

She doesn’t really want my face anywhere near her face (so much for GFE) . . . She clearly doesn’t want any touching or foreplay. She immediately takes off all my clothes. She grabs a warm towel and cleans me off and tells me to lie down. She states clearly, “No fingers and no mouth. You haven’t paid me enough.” Really?!  [He had already paid the escort $1500, with a promise of a $500 tip for a good experience.]

She jacks my dick to get it hard, throws on a condom, and sits on me and rides me up and down while talking dirty. I lasted all of about 4 minutes. She got off me, went to the bathroom to clean off. I tried for a little caressing and touching, but she was indifferent. She wanted the last $500 and got out of there fast.

How to Slow Things Down in a Vegas Brothel

What it comes down to is guys don’t want a “wham bam thank you man” experience.  We want kissing.  We want foreplay.  We want snuggling and affection, and too often that’s not what we’re getting from Vegas brothels & escorts. Here’s my tip for dealing with this. 

Every escort, in a brothel or not, has a strong incentive to get the party over with as fast as possible. She’s an expert at making a guy come, and once he comes, she’s free to move on to the next guy and more money. So, unless the girl thinks you may have a lot more money to blow on her, these encounters tend to be fast and competent, but cold.

What you have to do is find a way to slow things down so that you get an emotional connection going instead of just an orgasm. The best way I’ve found of doing this is to include a striptease in my party negotiations. The girl will usually include it for free, but the idea is that she starts dancing around for you, taking her clothes off slowly. In one memorable experience, a girl in a Reno-area brothel stripped out of four different outfits for me, giggling and dancing and posing and flirting the whole time.

The stripping not only slows things down but it gives the girl a chance to show off her beauty and encourages her to flirt with you more. You supply her with plenty of compliments and she’ll put on a real show.

By the time we got to the sex, she seemed turned on too and the entire experience was a lot more fun.

Or try the technique TVO reporter Nedd Ludd used on his trip to Sheri’s Ranch brothel.  He started the encounter by slow-dancing with the girl.  The way he got that going was to ask her to put on some music.  She put on something romantic, and he grabbed her hand and started dancing with her.

Nedd kissed his girl’s neck as he was dancing with her, and she spontaneously turned her face to him and kissed him full on the mouth, no extra charge.

Court your courtesan a little.

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