Halloween is here and so is SEMA week in Vegas, which means a lot of conventioneers are in town looking for nighttime fun in the best Vegas strip clubs.
If you’re in Vegas for SEMA, here’s what you have to know about the Vegas strip clubs: 1) Don’t take a cab. Instead get free or reduced admission by calling the club you’re going to for their free limo. 2) Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law. So be gentle but brave and bring lots of twenties if you like full-contact lap dances.
Make a Bedroom Date with a Stripper Tonight at Deja Vu Showgirls
Plus Drink Free
Deja Vu Showgirls has a lot of liquid treats in store for you. First, from 6 till 10 pm, tonight as every night, all domestic beers and well drinks are FREE. But if you prefer the higher grade booze, watch for $2 Tuesday, when all beer (domestic and imported), plus all call drinks (everything except super premium liquors) are $2 each all night long.
In the spirit of Halloween, the Deja Vu dancers will be wearing costumes for the holiday. In the spirit of Vegas, they will be removing those costumes. Deja Vu has great private bedrooms (with real doors you can close behind you) starting at 15 minutes for $150. That’s about what most Vegas clubs charge for the group VIP, and in a private bedroom you can focus on the girl you’re stretched out with instead of the guy sitting across from you.
Locals $10. Out-of-state $20, or $45 if you arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino house limo, but you get in free if you arrive by the free club limo. Call (702) 308-4605 to reserve your ride.
Nikki Delano Gets Down and Dirty at Sapphire Tonight
Sapphire Las Vegas has porn babe Nikki Delano appearing on stage tonight starting around 11:30 pm. When she’s between stage sets, she’ll be luring men into Sapphire’s VIP to show you exactly how naughty she can be.
I’ve had enough VIP dances at Sapphire with porn stars now to promise you that they’re a lot of fun. You get alone and it’s like a XXX director just called “Action.” Porn stars are not only gorgeous, they’re truly uninhibited. They can’t wait to get out of their clothes and defend their wild reputations.
You can get a seat at Nikki’s reserved tables with a two-hour open bar for $135 online here (you can also reserve a Skybox dinner date with Nikki through that link) or get Sapphire’s $65 solo-guy package (Sapphire offers group and bottle packages through that link as well). All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on booze, first-class host service and a reserved VIP table at the world’s largest babe bacchanal.
The package is worth it for the reserved table alone, as Sapphire gets packed at peak hours and otherwise it can be impossible to find a seat. Sapphire is Las Vegas’ wildest lap dance orgy and I expect it to be extra wild on Halloween night. Hundreds of fine chicks will be swarming the main floor in skimpy lingerie, looking for guys who want to help them out of their tops. Bring twenties and join the party. If you’re a tit man, this will be the highlight of your week.
Call 702-869-0003 and have the club send their free limo for you. There’s a $15 reservations fee that is waived if you opt for a 2-for-1 drink coupon (a no-brainer).
Suicide Sirens Will Be Wailing at Hustler Club
If you’re a fan of chain saws and flame throwers, Hustler Club has the Suicide Sirens performing on stage tonight, Tuesday, Oct 31. $50 admission for out-of-state. Topless, full bar, 21+
Advance Warning: The Hottest Stage Show of the Year at Palomino Club Wednesday Night
And don’t forget the fully-nude dance competition at Palomino Club tomorrow night, Wednesday, November 1. Palomino is populated with dancers that look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, and the girls will be demonstrating their finest turn-on moves on stage starting at 9 pm. Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers.
Private dances are also nude at Palomino and start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab, in a fully-private booth with an opaque curtain.
A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests — a great deal for a top Vegas strip club. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys, or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table.