Thursday, February 14 — Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day Special at Palomino Club
♦ As one of Las Vegas’ most couples-friendly gentlemen’s clubs, Palomino Club is a great choice for a sexy Valentine’s Day date. It’s also the only Las Vegas strip club that serves liquor and has nude dancers.
The club’s “Two of a Kind” package (get it here or call 702-642-2984) includes free round-trip transportation to the club from your strip or downtown hotel, free admission, preferred VIP seating and your choice of a half bottle of either Moet Napa champagne or a premium liquor, plus a pitcher of beer. Tonight only, for Valentine’s Day, a rose and chocolates will be added.
Dancers who look like they stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog take it all off on stage, as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows. The VIP rooms here are all private curtained booths (comfortable for couples) and the much larger private bedrooms are furnished with your choice of sofa or full-size bed. Private nude dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of the Las Vegas strip clubs’ best VIP deals.
To get an idea of the dancer quality here, take a look at Penthouse Pet Laly, who is at the club most weekends. Nude, full bar, 21+
Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club VIP Dance Giveaway!
♦ Starting tonight, Thursday, and continuing through Saturday, a total of nine VIP room dances will be given away by the Las Vegas strip clubs in the Deja Vu chain. That’s one VIP room given away each night by Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Save your raffle ticket when you enter, as a drawing will determine after midnight which ticket holder will get a free 15-minute VIP room dance (with no bar tab or bottle fee) with one of the club’s dancers.
This has a value between $125 and $150, depending on which club you go to.
Pro Tip: You can get entry to any one of these clubs for all three nights for just $20 total if you make your reservation online here. Do not arrive at any of these Vegas clubs by cab or rideshare, or you will be charged more for admission. All three clubs offer free limo transport if you do not have your own vehicle. For Deja Vu, call (702) 308-4605; for Little Darlings, call (702) 366-1141; and for Hustler, call (702) 795-3131.
At Deja Vu Showgirls, there’s an open bar from 6-9 pm each night, the only club with that deal going for it. Little Darlings is the only nude club of the three, so if you want a shot at winning a nude 15-minute private dance, go to Little D’s. Hustler Club will be featuring porn star Reya Sunshine on stage all three nights. Whichever club you choose, you must be present to win the raffle.
Friday, February 15
Treasures — Let 9s and 10s Pamper You in Luxury
♦ No date this Valentines Day weekend? No problem. Treasures Las Vegas has you covered. Las Vegas’ most luxurious gentlemen’s club is always well-stocked with gorgeous women in barely-there underthings who love slipping out of their tops and snuggling into men’s laps for high-mileage fun.
Treasures is also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse where you can invite any of the stunning entertainers to dine with you. She’ll dress up for your date in something elegant but sexy to take the strip club girlfriend experience to a whole new level. After cocktails and your leisurely meal, the two of you move upstairs where the dark and comfy VIP rooms are located. Now, alone at last, you can undress her for dessert. (A coupon is available for getting a big discount at Treasures’ steakhouse here.)
Domestics and well drinks at Treasures are just $1 from 4-6 pm, and all drinks are half-price from 6-8 pm. I like the early hours here for just checking out the girls and getting lap dances before picking my girlfriend for the night.
Out-of-staters can call the club at 702-257-3030 for free limo transportation from your hotel, and the courtesy limo is not only free but round-trip. Why hassle with driving in Vegas when, for no charge, Treasures’ limo will pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you’re ready to leave the club, no strings attached?
Go to Treasures’ website and check out their VIP packages, including dinner packages. Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tiffany Watson at Sapphire — So Cute, So Slutty!
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring XXX baby doll Tiffany Watson tonight. Tiffany is cute as a button and as slutty as she is cute. Her stage sets start at 11:30 pm. (See Porn Star Heaven in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Tiffany Watson.)
When Tiff comes down from the stage, she’ll be available for one-on-one fun in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. If you favor the innocent cutie-pie type who gets ultra-naughty when you get alone with her, you should reserve a seat at Tiffany’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. This will put you on her radar as a guy with mad money who wants to blow it on a little devil that looks like an angel. This package deal (and other XXX packages) can be found at Sapphire’s website (or by calling 702-869-0003).
If you’d rather just have a night of fun with the maximum quantity of titties possible, get the $65 package to enjoy Sapphire’s infamous all-night lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked babes. A $50 drink voucher, a free shot, and a reserved seat in the center of the action comes with that package. Bring as may twenties as the blackjack dealers haven’t already relieved you of and make this your best Vegas vacation ever.
Package deals for groups and couples are also available through that link. All packages include drink discounts, free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas host service. Get a package on crowded weekend nights so you don’t find yourself at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for a Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, February 16
Blonde Sex Kitten Sarah Jessie Unleashes Her Boobs at Sapphire
♦ Attention serious boob men: Busty XXX-babe Sarah Jessie will be the featured entertainer at Sapphire Vegas tonight. (See Porn Star Heaven in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Sarah Jessie.)
Sarah’s stage sets start at 11:30 pm, but when she’s not on stage, she’ll be out in the crowd teasing her fans into getting more physical with her in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms or luxury Skyboxes. If you like tits, reserve Sapphire’s $135 package (with a 2-hour open bar) to be seated at Sarah’s private tables.
You can even reserve a steak and lobster dinner with Sarah in a private Skybox. Check out all the porn star packages at Sapphire’s website (or you can call 702-869-0003 to make reservations or book free limo transport to the club, no strings attached).
There’s also a solo package for $65 that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot, perfect for guys who just want to get lost in uncountable tits in the club’s lap dance orgy. All packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the world’s biggest gentlemen’s club.
Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour features working pro standup comics who come here to try out some of their riskier and raunchier new material. It’s always a howl (rated Best in Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal). Also on the bill are a magician and a burlesque dancer between the comics. It’s a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to a topless club. The show starts at 8 pm and the $40 tickets (or $65 with an open bar) are a bargain. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available (best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Nerdlesque at Artifice
♦ In honor of Valentines Day, it’s “Tainted Love” night for Nerdlesque. Think nerdy girls taking their clothes off — what could be more fun?
Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ This is a monthly burlesque/variety show by local amateurs. The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, February 17
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers the only amateur bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.