Vegas Strip Club Mileage
In Vegas, it’s legal for customers to touch the dancers in strip clubs and many dancers make the most of that. It’s not unusual for a stage dancer to come over the rail to push
her tits into a guy’s (or girl’s) face. Some stage dancers will even take the hands of a front row admirer and place them onto her breasts and hold them there for a few moments. Some dancers invite customers in the front row to spank them.
A more limber dancer may lean over the rail and put her head into a guy’s lap, then tumble completely off the stage, wrapping her thighs around his head, or do some other weird contortion that involves intimate (but often hilarious) physical contact with one or more members of the audience.
One of the things that makes Vegas strip clubs so much fun is the anything-goes attitude of so many dancers who are clearly having fun teasing the crowd. This attitude is also one of the reasons why so many men bring their wives and girlfriends to our strip clubs and why so many women discover they enjoy watching strippers. In addition to being crazy erotic, it’s simply fun with a capital F.
Guys who come to Vegas from other states are often surprised to find that the dancers not only touch the customers but that they allow the customers to touch them. In many jurisdictions outside Nevada, strip clubs have strict hands-off policies. If you like touching dancers and having dancers touch you, here are some of the Vegas ground rules.
The Lap Dance Mileage Concept
Lap dance aficionados use the term “mileage” to mean “hands on.” A “high mileage” lap dance is one where you can have your hands on the dancer a lot. A low mileage lap dance is one where the dancer frequently blocks your hands from exploring the areas you’re most interested in.
My wife keeps asking me why mileage is important. She doesn’t get it. She enjoys watching the stage dancers do their crazy antics, but she can’t comprehend why guys want to feel up dancers who are sitting in their laps.
I can’t explain this. It seems to me it’s just how guys are. We see tits and we want to hug ’em and kiss ’em and play with ’em and smother ourselves in them. What’s not to get?
To put it bluntly, in the Vegas strip clubs a high-mileage dance would be one where you can get your hands on the dancer’s tits and ass (and preferably bury your face in titties). A low mileage dance, by contrast, would be one where you could hold the dancer’s waist or hips, her sides, her legs, maybe even give her a back massage—but tits? Forget it.
Some dancers choose to perform only low-mileage lap dances. They tend to cluster at clubs where either the customers or club management prefer a low-mileage scene, often because most of the customers are tourists.
More dancers allow mileage on a case-by-case basis, permitting customers who are gentle and respectful more mileage than they allow customers who are grabby, rough, rude, or otherwise distasteful to them.
And other dancers not only allow, but encourage, a lot of mileage. What’s more, these dancers tend to gravitate towards clubs that have high-mileage reputations.
If it’s mileage you’re looking for when you come to Vegas, here’s a quick and dirty guide to the best clubs at which to look for it. These are clubs where mileage is consistently high even for regular lap dances out on the main floor.
High-Mileage Vegas Strip Clubs
Sapphire: Sapphire is a babe bacchanal with 300 to 400+ dancers at peak hours and high-mileage laps even on the main floor. I’m talking in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap high-contact dances and the wildest lap dance scene in town. No worry about getting to second base here. The club also has beautiful private rooms where you can close the door to be alone with a dancer, but if your budget is limited, you get a lot of lap dance for $20 here. Men who like their women stacked will be happy here. (Full club review/Club website) Call 1-702-869-0003 for the free club limo and get free admission (a $35 savings).
Palomino Club: Palomino offers the highest mileage of the nude clubs in Vegas, especially once you get to the VIP dance level. Fully-nude VIP dances start at three songs for $100 and take place in private booths with an opaque curtain across the door for full privacy. That extra privacy really loosens the girls up. (Club review / Club website)
Treasures: Treasures offers super high mileage with stacked 9s and 10s in Las Vegas’ most opulent gentlemen’s club setting. Sink into an easy chair or plush sofa and snuggle with one the club’s 100+ topless dancers at peak hours. My choice for the best high-end girlfriend experience in town. (Club review / Club website)
Just remember that in all strip clubs the dancer has the final say on exactly what is permitted or not. She’s the boss. The bouncers are there for a reason.