G-Strings on a Shoe String to a Billionaire’s Budget
You can have fun in Vegas strip clubs on almost any budget. If you’ve got $500, you can have a blast. $150? No problem. $50? You can still have fun. $25? You’re still not out of action.
Still, Vegas strip clubs have a reputation for being too expensive, and for good reason. The most common entry fee in the topless clubs is now $45, and most clubs price their least expensive drinks—domestic beers and well drinks—at $12-$18 each. That adds up to around $70-$80 to cover your entry fee and the two-drink minimum that most clubs impose, and when you add the round-trip cab fare from most Strip hotels—another $20-$40—if you take a cab, you’re looking at $90-$120 before you’ve even had a lap dance.
But it doesn’t have to cost this much if you play it right. The rates above apply to out-of-towners who don’t know the game. Let me clue you in.
The $25 Vegas Strip Club Budget
Let’s say I’m a tourist in Vegas for the weekend, staying downtown at The D with my buddy, and after two miserable days of gambling, I’ve got only $25 left for fun. I was really hoping to see a strip club while I was in town. Is there anywhere I can afford to go?
I’m glad you asked. Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website) is running a terrific special right now: Free admission, plus a free drink, if you arrive by the free club limo. Even better, the club is featuring an open bar (domestics and wells) seven (7!) days a week from 6 pm to 10 pm. That means you don’t even have to use up your free drink until after the open bar closes.
And, if you go on a Tuesday night, domestics, wells and call drinks are only $2 after the open bar closes. That means you can go to the club free and drink free while enjoying the stage show, and still have your full $25 available for tips and a high-mileage lap dance after the open bar closes.
What’s the catch? There isn’t one. The club simply wants to get the word out about what a great club it is. Deja Vu Showgirls is a smaller club, with 9-12 dancers at 6 pm and 25-35+ at peak hours, but it wants to grow to be a big club. The dancers are good looking.
Some of the top dancers in town come here to entertain their Vegas regulars in the club’s private rooms, which are an excellent deal too if you have a little more money to treat yourself. A couch or bed dance, in a private room with a real door you can close behind you, starts at $150 for $15 minutes, or roughly what most other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
To reserve your free ride to Deja Vu, plus free admission and a free drink, call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). You can also fill out an online form to reserve your free limo at the club website.
If you have a car and can drive yourself, Palomino Club (club review / club website) would be another option on a tight budget. Admission is free before 8 pm and only $10 after if you drive yourself, and draft beers are only $6 whenever the club is open. (Note: At peak hours the club may charge a $30 cover, for which you receive two drink tickets. If that would be a dealbreaker, give them a call and ask whether the cover is in effect before you head over.)
If you’re in a group of two or more, you can simply call Palomino at (702) 327-7258 and ask them to send their free club limo for your buddy and you. Free round-trip limo service is available at Palomino Club seven days a week for parties of two or more.
Plus, if you take the free club limo, your admission is free too at Palomino. That’s a $30 savings each for you and your buddy. (Again, call in advance and check whether the club will be charging the two-drink minimum when you arrive.)
Now settle back and enjoy the Palomino Club stage show while you enjoy the club’s $6 drafts. The stage show is the hottest in town with the best erotic pole dancing in Vegas and close-up floor work from the club’s 130+ young, toned and beautiful dancers. Plus the dancers are fully nude. I’d use my remaining money for tips for the dancers on stage. You’d be surprised what a few bucks, tipped strategically, can buy you in the way of fun.
The best strategy on a tight budget is to show up just before 8 pm, when admission is free, there is no cover, and the dancers are all arriving for the night, but before the big 10 pm to 1 a.m. customer rush. This way you can get a rail seat and your small tips won’t be competing for attention with the rainmakers. When you see a dancer you really like, be the first guy to throw out a buck and watch how much extra attention the dancer gives you for getting the tipping started.
Another option for guys 18 to 21 would be Talk of the Town (club review), a nude club that admits guys 18+. If you get there just before 8 pm, the evening dancers are coming on and the admission fee is still only $7 (it’s $25 after 8 pm).
Settle in with a free soft drink to watch the nude stage show, with each pretty young dancer doing a 3-song set, allowing for plenty of scorching striptease. At Talk of the Town, you can even get a nude high-contact lap dance from some dancers for $10 (other dancers charge the standard $20).
Talk of the Town doesn’t have a limo to transport customers, but it’s right on the Strip, so you can either drive yourself, take a short cab ride, or even hop on a Strip bus. You can even walk if you’re staying at the north end of the Strip.
If you’re on a tight budget, Deja Vu Showgirls, Palomino Club and Talk of the Town offer the best strip club deals in Vegas for an out-of-towner with no personal transportation who wants to see first-rate dancers.
A number of the major Vegas strip clubs offer free limo transportation with free entry, but their two-drink minimums will eat most (or all) of your money in two drinks or fewer, and most don’t offer the high quality of erotic stage entertainment that Palomino Club offers, the drink deals at Deja Vu, or the scorching $10 nude lap dances you can get at Talk of the Town.
Best Vegas Strip Clubs on a $60 Budget
Let’s say that the next time I’m in town, my bankroll’s up a bit so I’m staying at Harrah’s. Again, I have no luck at the tables, but this weekend I quit playing when I still have $60 of mad money burning a hole in my pocket. Once more, I want to go to a strip club … but where can I get the most fun for my $60?
Obviously, Deja Vu, Palomino Club and Talk of the Town would still be great options. At Palomino Club (club review / club website), $60 covers the Flying Solo package, which gets you free round-trip transportation, free admission, and two drinks. Settle in and enjoy the most erotic nude strip club stage show in Las Vegas.
If you’re in a party of two or more, get free admission to Palomino Club just by calling for the free club limo. Arrive just before 8 pm to avoid the $30 cover (for two drinks) and you’ve got your full $60 to spend on $6 drafts and lap dances. Call 702-327-7258 to reserve your ride.
And at Deja Vu (club review/ club website), you can now afford to get three high-mileage lap dances as you enjoy the stage show and free open bar (domestics and wells, 6 pm to 10 pm seven days a week). As long as you arrive by the free club limo (call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride), your admission is free and you get a free drink for after the open bar ends.
On $60, you can also afford a fine evening at Little Darlings (club review / club website), a nude club with a good stage show that admits customers age 18+. At Little Darlings the admission is $35, but there’s no reason for you to pay that when you can get in for only $15 simply for arriving by the free climb limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.
Soft drinks at Little Darlings start at only $4 (no alcohol here), so after admission and a drink you’ve still got $40 to spend. This is another club where a strategically placed dollar or two gets a guy on the rail a lot of attention from the naked dancers. Even better, you can get a fully-nude lap dance at Little Darlings starting at $20, and every lap dance at the club takes place in a private room. Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas to offer a private room experience starting at $20.
Little Darlings has 50+ fine (some very fine dancers) at peak hours.
The $150 Vegas Strip Club Budget
Now I’m staying at Treasure Island, and with $150 strip club money I can start having some serious fun. But I must continue to keep in mind that I should not take a cab because the cab fares to and from the club, plus the club entry fee, would eat up $50-$70 of my budget.
Sapphire (club review / club website) and Spearmint Rhino (review) are finally in reach on this budget, if you spend your money wisely. Sapphire has the best lap dance orgy in town, with 400+ gorgeous dancers at peak hours and an in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dance scene. Spearmint Rhino has 150+ dancers. Both offer free entry if you arrive via the club’s limo service (Sapphire charges a $15 limo reservation fee, but waives that fee if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a bottle—a no-brainer).
The play if you go to Sapphire with $150 is to take the club limo, get free admission, get the $15 limo fee waived by purchasing the buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon, and nurse a few drinks while spending the rest of your money on the club’s famous high-mileage lap dances on the main floor. Reserve your limo pick-up time to arrive a little before 9 pm to make sure you can still get a seat. There will be fewer dancers at 9 pm, but they will still be Sapphire quality, and more will arrive constantly. Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride.
Or, if you want to be at the club at peak hours, with a full 400+ stacked and slender beauties looking for laps to settle into, check out the VIP packages at Sapphire. If you buy a package online, even the VIP65 solo package includes free admission, free limo transport, front-of-line admission, a reserved VIP table, host service and a discount on drinks—essentially $120+ in value plus the royalty treatment for only $65. That leaves plenty of money for some quality lap dance time.
The club also offers packages for groups, or guys who prefer a specific bottle. See the club website for details. But I highly recommend the packages at this club, not only for the deal on liquor and free admission and ride, but because it can be impossible to get a seat in this club after 9 pm if you don’t have a reserved table.
The best features of Palomino Club (club review / club website) also open up at this budget level. Again, parties of two or more can get free round-trip limo service to and from the Vegas hotels, with free admission just for taking the free club limo. And solo guys can get a $60 package that includes free round-trip transport, free admission, and two free drinks.
Palomino Club has 130+ gorgeous young dancers at peak hours. The club offers $20 high-contact lap dances to get to know them, but with my $150 budget, I would strongly consider getting a $100 3-song nude private dance at Palomino, alone with a beautiful naked dancer in one of the club’s roomy private booths, which have opaque curtains covering the doorways. That’s less than most clubs charge for the group VIP.
Call 1.702.327.7258 for free transport for groups of two or more to Palomino Club or see the club website to book a package.
At Little Darlings (club review / club website), assuming I take the free club limo (which gets me into the club for only $15), I could afford a nude private-bedroom dance starting at 15 minutes for $125. Imagine the creative positions you can get into with a naked girl on a full-sized bed with 15 minutes in a private bedroom. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.
The $500 Vegas Strip Club Budget
Oh, man, I’m staying at Caesars, and now I’ve got $500 to have fun in the strip clubs tonight. Where do I go? What do I do to experience the best Las Vegas has to offer on this budget? First, I have to decide how much I want to spend on lap dances, VIP room time, and booze. (I’m still not going to waste a nickel on cab fares or entry fees.)
With $500 to spend, Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection (club review/Facebook page) becomes an option. Arrive near 9 pm when the admission is only $50 (it goes to $100 as the club fills up) and walk into the elegant, sensual club the champ designed as his own pleasure palace. Lap dances with the club’s hand-picked collection of 10’s are $40, but you can retire to the VIP with a Salma Hayek or Kate Upton lookalike for only $100 (plus two drinks) for 10 minutes—the same price neighborhood titty bars charge in this town. Consider it Floyd’s gift to you, and enjoy an evening of being treated like a billionaire.
With $500 to spend, I could also swing a 30-minute nude private-room show at Palomino Club (club review / club website), in a private room with a sofa and an opaque curtain over the door ($250), and still have money for another 10-minute nude VIP dance in the same room ($100), plus plenty of money for drinks and tips and topless lap dances on the main floor. Check out our review for info on how to get free limo transport and admission.
With a $500 budget, I can even swing some VIP room dances at Sapphire (club review / club website) or Spearmint Rhino (club review). Drink prices in these clubs are higher, and bar tabs are added in the VIP rooms, but with $500 to spend, I can afford it. (Check out the VIP packages at Sapphire to get a discount on drinks, free admission and limo, a reserved VIP table, plus the royalty treatment at one of the two most elegant strip clubs in town.) Or you can enjoy an evening full of high-mileage $20 lap dances in the main showroom, with uncountable hundreds of stacked and slender dancers to choose from.
With a $500 budget, I could even afford a 60-minute nude private-bedroom dance for $400 for at Little Darlings (club review / club website), or a 30-minute topless private room dance (your choice of couch or full-size bed) at Deja Vu ($250). Deja Vu (club review/ club website) is one of only three clubs in Vegas to offer elegant private rooms with real doors that you can close behind you, and the minimum for the others is $800+.
Deja Vu has a nice deal where you can start with a 15-minute private room dance for only $150 and upgrade to the 30-minute dance for only $250 total if you can’t bear for the dance to end. I have often taken them up on this offer.
You could also get three 15-minute nude private-bedroom dances at Little Darlings (club review / club website) for $125 each, and still have plenty of money to be a rainmaker for the stage dancers or for nude private-room lap dances at $20. What a night.
Best Vegas Strip Clubs When Money is No Object ($1200+)
Okay, now I’ve got a suite at Wynn and $1200 to blow. Decisions, decisions, decisions. Vegas is my oyster. I am the king of Vegas!
First, a warning: It’s not difficult to blow $1200 in Vegas strip clubs, especially in the VIP rooms where the hosts are peddling $1800 bottles of champagne. If $1200 is dear to you, then you might want to stretch that money by using the same tactics described above but in multiple visits to the clubs.
But assuming you want to blow the whole wad in one club in one night, you’ve got lots of sweet options, including the finest features the Vegas strip clubs have to offer.
On a $1200 budget, you can afford Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection (club review/Facebook page), just recently opened and designed as Las Vegas’s first gentlemen’s ultra lounge. Girl Collection is the gentlemen’s club that Mayweather, a strip club aficionado and billionaire, designed as his own pleasure palace, and he spared no expense to make this the most sensual and elegant club in town. The 70+ dancers are also hand-picked by the champ—imagine a collection of Salma Hayeks and Kate Uptons and Beyonces. Select one and get horizontal with her in one of the club’s private rooms at only $500 for 30 minutes or $700 for an hour (includes bottles or champagne).
Or perhaps you’d like to take one of Sapphire’s (club review / club website) sweet and stacked young things into the club’s elegant Skyboxes, with a real door you can close behind you, for an hour. Sapphire offers unsurpassed elegance, privacy, service and dancer selection in its private rooms. That’s an unforgettable experience for $500 plus a $300 bar tab.
Or, perhaps you’d enjoy an hour with a dancer in one of Rhino’s VIP room booths for $400 plus a $375 bottle.
A 30-minute encounter in a private bedroom with a lovely nude dancer at Palomino would run you $450 with most dancers, and that includes a $100 bottle. Or you could splurge on a 60-minute nude private-bedroom show at Palomino for $600 (club review / club website).
At Little Darlings (club review / club website) you could get multiple nude 60-minute private bedroom dances at $400 each. Or you could get a private-bedroom dance orgy going at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website) with three or four dancers. (See your doctor first.)
But no matter where I decided to blow my $1200, I wouldn’t be taking taxis and paying cab fares and full entry fees. That’s just money down the tubes, and even your entry fee goes to the cabbie.
Instead, take the free club limo, get free admission, and have more money to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment, no strings attached.