Las Vegas Topless Clubs

*Snyder's Picks

*Sapphire Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  The world's largest gentlemen's club and a babe bacchanal with 400+ stacked and slender lovelies at peak hours and the wildest lap dance scene in town.

EXCERPT:  No matter how many times I’ve gone into Sapphire in the decade or so since it opened, I’m always amazed at the sheer number of gorgeous babes with big boobs walking the floor in platform heels and skimpy lingerie. If a selection of 300-400 slender, busty, beautiful dancers available for high mileage lap dances is enticing to you, Buddy, you’ve come to the right place. On a recent visit to the club, I found women draped across nearly every available man--by the hundreds. I've never seen so many men in one room look so happy.
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Babes Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  A step above a locals' joint with good food, cheap drinks and neighborhood girls

EXCERPT:  Since converting from a no-alcohol nude strip club to a topless club with alcohol, Babes has seen its business increase considerably. It’s the only strip club in the southeast Las Vegas area that I know of and its drink and dance policies beat the Vegas competition. Some of the dancers are not top grade, but there are always some top-of-the-line dancers here. This club is female friendly. You’ll often see women and couples in the audience.
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Cheetahs Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Locals' club known for its relaxed atmosphere, high-mileage lap dances, and wide variety of dancer types. The club has been slow on recent visits, with few customers and dancers even at peak hours.

EXCERPT:  The feeling of Cheetahs is something like a high-school make-out party. This is high-mileage lap-dance heaven with a family feeling to it, and that tends to keep the hustle factor low. The friendly atmosphere may be due to the sociable General Manager, Charles Wright, aka “The Godfather,” a former WWF superstar. He is prominent on the floor of the club on weekends and mingles with the customers, setting a friendly tone.
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Chicas Bonitas Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Vegas's only Hispanic strip club rocks with thick senioritas and party atmosphere

EXCERPT:  I recently stopped in here on a Saturday night and the place was rockin'. Big noisy crowd and a lot of dancers. This is a neighborhood place with a mostly local customer base, but it differs from most of the other Vegas "neighborhood" strip joints in that it has a real party atmosphere and it gets crowded. There were some really hot dancers there on a Saturday night. A stunningly gorgeous black dancer steps up onto the low-platform runway stage. The hip-hop music starts cranking, but I have no idea what the song is. This is Mexican hip-hop, in Spanish.
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Club Platinum Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Relax and watch pretty neighborhood girls in a club the size of a Der Wienerschnitzel

EXCERPT:  This whole club is about the size of my kitchen and gets maybe 20 customers on a weekend night. It’s pretty well located, so I’m sure it gets a few tourists who see the joint when they’re just driving by on Flamingo.
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Crazy Horse III Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Big and high tech, lots of dancers and a variety of body types, high hustle factor

EXCERPT:  One of the biggest strip clubs in Las Vegas, this is a well-designed gentlemen's club with a big stage, decent lighting, a good sound system, and comfy lap-dance seats in darker areas of the main room away from the central stage. The club has a good all-night sushi restaurant and competitive prices for locals.
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Crazy Horse Too Las Vegas – Review [Closed until further notice]

IN A NUTSHELL:  Closed until further notice

EXCERPT:  Crazy Horse Too is fast becoming one of Vegas' premier lap dance palaces. This place has been discovered by the grade A dancers and there are hot bodies jamming the aisles everywhere you turn. On a recent Saturday night the parking lot was full by 10:30 and the club was jumping. I talked to a few of the dancers at the bar. One had recently moved to CHToo from Sapphire, another from Rhino, a third from Little Darlings.
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Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Low prices but lacking in dancers.

EXCERPT:  After seeming to make a bit of a comeback, this club is struggling once more, with only 6-8 dancers at peak hours. The low prices on their VIP and private shows are the main draw.
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Foxy Girls / Foxy’s / Centerfolds – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Used to be Foxy's, reopened under new ownership and with a new name, and closed again.

EXCERPT:  Expect no cover charge, cheap drinks, and a relaxed atmosphere. I can't do much of a review on a club I only saw once, especially when I was the only customer in the place.
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Girls of Glitter Gulch – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:   CLOSED PERMANENTLY ON June 27, 2016. Over-priced tourist trap with too many over-the-hill dancers; high hustle factor

EXCERPT:  Girls of Glitter Gulch survives almost 100% on the tourist trade. In the summer months when the downtown casinos are jumping with tourists, this club is always crowded, with a good number of high-end dancers. Quite a few older dancers don’t dance on stage but work the crowd for lap dances and VIP room shows. This club is also female-friendly as many tourists come in here in couples. But I've also gone into this club on a Saturday night, especially in slow periods when Vegas wasn't crowded with tourists, and seen not a single dancer I'd rate as fine or very fine. So, my general advice at slow times is to forget this place if you have transportation to get elsewhere. Or call up Palomino Club for their free round-trip limo transport and enjoy their superior dancer selection..
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Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  One of the better stage shows of the topless clubs, fun parties, dancers are a wide variety of body types

EXCERPT:  Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is managed by the Déjà Vu chain, which explains the club's party atmosphere. The Sunday night service industry party is legendary in this town and often gets wild, as does the Monday night amateur contest. Hustler also frequently has porno stars as featured performers, and sports events for watching football, basketball, boxing, and UFC fights, often with drink specials and a free buffet. I've seen some dynamite dancers here. The stage shows may be the best of the topless clubs.
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Larry’s Villa – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Club permanently CLOSED in September 2016.

EXCERPT:  This is a blue-collar bar in a run-down neighborhood. The club is very casual, with a T-shirt and jeans crowd, and the stage dancers all look like neighborhood girls. No silicone in here. The dancers, mostly cute girls in their twenties, have a sweet attitude and they all get tipped on stage. The neighborhood boys like the neighborhood girls, especially when they show their titties.
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OG Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  [OG IS NOW CLOSED. MOVED TO SOPHIA'S.]

EXCERPT:  On Friday and Saturday nights, this place really rocks. When the town is bulging with tourists, the visitors always find OG; it’s the only major topless club located right on the Strip. And lots of gorgeous dancers show up to work the weekend crowds here. But because of their prime location, OG doesn't have to offer real value to get locals, and it shows. The club's VIP rooms are more expensive and offer less privacy than the VIPs at the other major topless clubs.
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Play it Again Sam Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Locals' club, good prices, friendly dancers

EXCERPT:  Play It Again Sam is a locals’ joint. I don’t quite get the Bogart theme, but then again … Why not? This club has a pretty big stage and while the lighting is dim, it’s not bad. The dancers definitely respond to tips while they’re on stage. The girls themselves run the gamut from below average to fine, but below average to average is the norm here. The club also offers 25¢ bartop video poker machines and video poker players drink for free.
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Sophia’s – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Sophia's was purchased by OG and has reopened under OG management

EXCERPT:  The inside has been totally remodeled, much for the better. This is a two-level club. Downstairs is the main room with the big central stage, two bars, and a VIP room
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Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  No longer the top strip club in Vegas, but dancers are mostly 7s and 8s and the hustle factor is lower than it used to be. The admission charge has been raised to $54

EXCERPT:  The Rhino is getting older but it's still one of the plusher clubs in Vegas, having eschewed the typical high-tech look for something more flattering to skin tones. Think English country manor with lots of comfy seating, fake paintings (nudes, of course), muted lighting, and big ceramic vases in the passage ways..
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Striptease

IN A NUTSHELL:  Closed. There are rumors that the club will reopen, but no hard info.

EXCERPT:  This beautiful property just can't attract management that knows what it's doing. Closed once again.
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Treasures Las Vegas – Review

IN A NUTSHELL:  Plush, dark lap dance club with gourmet food, but few dancers or customers for its size

EXCERPT:  Treasures is designed to cater to a well-heeled clientele. It’s an opulent mansion-style gentlemen’s club, sort of a cross between the Italian villa look and the imperial Roman look of Caesars Palace. The dripping-with-wealth theme continues on the inside, with a winding staircase and balconies and drapes, a swank joint where Hefner would surely feel at home. The dancers are mostly fine though far fewer in number than at Sapphire or Rhino.
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