Friday, November 10
Palomino Club — where the Panties Come off on Stage and in the VIPs
♦ Palomino Club, the only nude strip club in Vegas with a full bar, always rocks on weekend nights. If you think guys should be able to look at naked women while they enjoy a drink stronger than root beer, this is the only strip club in Vegas where you’ll be happy.
And when it comes to over-the-top stage shows, Palomino Club is in a class by itself. With multiple girls on multiple stages, flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, teasing you with in-your-face floor work and real striptease — all of it fully nude — it’s like an erotic Cirque show.
Private-booth dances where you’re alone with a dancer start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s a deal. A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: The word is out on this club and it starts to fill up after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a great Vegas strip club for couples.
Porn Stars Tease on Stage Then Get Frisky in Your Lap
Veterans, nothing says thank you for your service like titties. Isn’t it time you hit a great Vegas strip club and collected some gratitude?
We’ve got world famous porn stars in town this weekend — the same girls you lust after online — cavorting on stage and making themselves available for private physical fun. Remember, Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law.
For full information on this weekend’s porn star appearances see Play with a Porn Star This Weekend. Here’s a quick look at Friday night’s line-up:
♦ Sapphire, Las Vegas’ largest topless club, will feature XXX Bella Rose on stage and available for private VIP dances. She’s fresh off turning 21 last week and eager to prove she’s a wild girl.
Sapphire also boasts 400+ stacked babes in Las Vegas’ wildest in-your-hands, in-your-lap, in-your-face lap dance orgy.
Get free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, the VIP treatment, and a reserved VIP table with one of the club’s packages, starting at $65. (We recommend a package here because, without one, it can be impossible to find a place to sit down.) Or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ Legends Room, an elegant new Vegas topless club, is featuring porn’s nubile sweetheart Brenna Sparks both on stage and available for private shows.
Legends Room is the only Vegas strip club where the dancers wear dresses and evening gowns. Convert your spending money into the club’s LGD tokens and get a 20% discount on admission, drinks and dances. Admission is free if you arrive by the free club limo (call 702-824-7176 to reserve). See our full report for details. Topless, full bar 21+
Circus Burlesque on the Baobab Stage
♦ This monthly burlesque revue features local burlesque performers reviving the art of striptease — tonight with a circus theme. The Baobab Stage Theatre is located at 6587 Las Vegas Blvd S (in Town Square across from the Yardhouse). Doors 8 pm, show 9 pm. Tickets are $25 at the door.
Saturday, November 11, Veterans Day
Veterans Day Freebies in the Vegas Strip Clubs
♦ Little Darlings is free for veterans and active military today, plus you get a free hookah for the night. (Must show valid military ID.)
Little Darlings is a nude club with adorable young dancers—think a college cheerleading squad dancing their way out of their bikinis. This club gets a young crowd and has a party atmosphere.
No alcohol so you only have to be 18+. Female and couples-friendly. For more info, see Little Darlings Honors Our Military. To get free admission, you must arrive by your own transportation or the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.
♦ Deja Vu Las Vegas is treating everyone to free drinks this weekend with a 4-hour open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 – 10 pm. That’s for everyone, not just veterans, but it’s a better drink deal than vets will find in any other Vegas strip club this weekend.
Deja Vu features private bedrooms with a real door you can close behind you for the same price as most Vegas clubs charge for the group VIP.
Deja Vu’s drink deal and private bedroom deals make it one of our top picks for a great Vegas strip club experience on a budget. Take the free club limo to get free admission plus a free drink for after the open bar ends. Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ Crazy Horse III will give a free beer or cocktail to any vet who shows valid military ID. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ Babes Cabaret has $25 buckets of Bud Light and Bud Light Lime all night long for their Veterans Day party. Topless, full bar 21+
Porn Stars to Play With in the Vegas Strip Clubs on Saturday
For full information on the clubs featuring porn stars tonight, see Play with a Porn Star This Weekend. Briefly:
♦ Sapphire has the delicious Kagney Linn Karter on stage and available for private VIP dances. All-American girl Kagney Linn gave memorable performances in the patriotic favorites U.S. Sluts and U.S. Sluts 2.
You’ll want a package for this show, not only for the discount on booze, free transport, free admission and VIP treatment, but because packages include a reserved VIP table and without one you may find it impossible to sit down. See our full report for details and package links.
Or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ The Legends Room is featuring Penthouse Pet Kenna James and the delectable Brenna Sparks on stage and available for private shows, with Saint Clair doing a DJ set.
This is a high-end club with a membership option; you can rent a membership for the night for $65 and it’s a nice splurge if it’s in your budget. That’s because the members’ area has especially luxurious black leather easy chairs and because that’s where Brenna and Kenna will be spending most of their time.
Otherwise admission is free if you arrive by the free club limo. See our full report for details. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ Hustler Club is is featuring busty MILF Frenchy Morgan on stage. Topless, full bar 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Tonight Sapphire’s Saturday Comedy Hour features Shang and Carol Louise. Also on the bill are magicians Mon Dre and the truly weird Shocker (a comic? magician?), plus local burlesque darling Kalani Kokonuts. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comedy. Stay for the lap dance orgy.
$20 admission, or $65 with an open bar for the show. Dinner option available. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
I Spy Burlesque at Boomer’s Bar
♦ I Spy Burlesque is burlesque with bingo. Huh? Here’s what their promo says: “Burlesque performers entertain while audience members match activities to their bingo cards. Peel a stocking? Mark your square! Use a boa? Mark your square! Prizes! Raffles! Burlesque! Bingo! Booze! Boomers!”
The show features Charlie Starling, Elyse Elaine, Illy Rose, Lolita Haze and Tina Cione, hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour. Show time: 8 pm. Boomer’s is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. $20. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, November 12
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ Burlesque Roulette is a monthly burlesque revue where the strippers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. Performers tonight include DeMarcus Montrese, Dirty Merkin, Kerri N’ Fuego and Salem Embers. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Amateur Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
Monday, November 13
Don’t Forget Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs!
♦ If you’re still in town Monday night, the Vegas strip clubs have the best Monday Night Football parties.