What are the hottest strip clubs in Vegas?
History buffs, mark your calendars … add one more milestone to July 10th. Today, in the Pacific Time zone, in Clark County, Nevada, the official HOT Rankings for Las Vegas strip clubs are revealed.
Best Scoring Men’s Clubs in Las Vegas – “TVO HOT Rankings™”
Ranking Gentlemen’s Clubs
The ToplessVegasOnline “HOT Rankings” is the official list of exactly how much a club will excite a healthy man, or woman, who enjoys the looking at sexy women. The “HOT Rankings” are based on a ‘black box’ method that factors a dancers (& club’s*) beauty, mileage, contact levels, propensity to touch, linger, stray, flirt, and undress. Other aspects of the “HOT” scoring includes the attire before undressing, proportions, environment*, generosity of time, manners, sexiness, willingness and ability to get close and please the customer. The feedback we get from TVO readers is an essential element in the scoring algorithms.
*Yes, the club environment matters. Sorry Dancers, to some level ‘you are where you work.’ The score does not count amenities like a club’s food, drink prices, parking.
What is an “Erotic Score”?
The erotic score is the percentage given to a club for the “HOT Ranking™.” The club’s score is based on a perfect score of 100%. For the safety of our scientists, we did not even simulate a perfect scoring club. We thought it might cause a dangerous injury, or even blindness. For customers, the closest you’ll ever get to a perfect HOT Score is in one of the handful of top clubs in Las Vegas.
We strongly recommend you make your way through the list, in person! Please let us know how you fared in the clubs.
**All scores are final unless, and until, TVO reopens the erotic scoring black box for the HOT Rankings**
HOT Rankings™ of Las Vegas Strip Clubs – July 2022
1. Palomino — 95% (Click Link for Club)
2 (tie). Sapphires — 90% (Click Link for Club)
2. (tie) Treasures — 90% (Click Link for Club)
4. Spearmint Rhino — 80% (Click Link for Club)
5. Peppermint Hippo — 75% (Click Link for Club)
7.(tie)Crazy Horse III — 70% (Click Link for Club)
7.(tie)Sophia’s– 70% (Click Link for Club)
9.(tie)Centerfolds Cabaret — 65% (Click Link for Club)
9.(tie)Hustler Club — 65% (Click Link for Club)
11.(tie)Scores — 60% (Click Link for Club)
11.(tie)Little Darlings — 60% (Click Link for Club)
13.(tie)The Library Club — 55% (Click Link for Club)
13.(tie)El Infierno — 55% (Click Link for Club)
15.(tie)Minks — 50% (Click Link for Club)
15.(tie)DejaVu Showgirls — 50% (Click Link for Club)
15.(tie)Girl Collection — 50% (Click Link for Club)
18.Chicas Bonitas — 40% (Click Link for Club)
19.Talk of the Town — 35% (Click Link for Club)
20.(tie)Play It Again Sam’s — 30% (Click Link for Club)
20.(tie)Club Platinum — 30% (Click Link for Club)
21.Diamond Cabaret — 25% (Click Link for Club)
22.NEW CLUB: Euphoric – Not Rated (Click Link for Club)
Definition of erotic
1: of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire
Readers … Tell us what you think of the TVO HOT Rankings!